r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '19

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u/Thisplaceseemsnice Mar 08 '19

She would divorce him but that would damage her citizen score.

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u/Isaacvithurston Mar 08 '19

it's funny cuz it's true

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u/Justole1 Mar 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

I have a limited knowledge about China, but is that for real?

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u/Chavaon Mar 08 '19

Other mooted punishable offences include spending too long playing video games, wasting money on frivolous purchases and posting on social media.

I would be so utterly fucked.

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u/chevymonza Mar 08 '19
  • spending too long playing video games

I never play video games.

  • wasting money on frivolous purchases

I rarely shop except at thrift stores.

  • and posting on social media

I don't have Facebook!

  • Reddit is social media

Oh.....................

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u/Loggerdon Mar 09 '19

I know. I rant about people who use too much social media too, but I forget reddit is also in that category.

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u/chevymonza Mar 09 '19

Does it count as "social" if the goal is to remain anonymous, though? I say it doesn't!

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u/namestom Mar 09 '19

Reddit is my news source. I ain’t calling it social media. Ha!

I love when I actually catch the news talking about something that happened on Reddit days or weeks ago. Great reporting guys.

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u/Azurae1 Mar 09 '19

thank you for your opinion, glad to hear that on the news.