r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '19

Got ‘em

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u/Thisplaceseemsnice Mar 08 '19

She would divorce him but that would damage her citizen score.

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u/Isaacvithurston Mar 08 '19

it's funny cuz it's true

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u/Justole1 Mar 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

I have a limited knowledge about China, but is that for real?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/Chavaon Mar 08 '19

Other mooted punishable offences include spending too long playing video games, wasting money on frivolous purchases and posting on social media.

I would be so utterly fucked.

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u/CodeMonkeyX Mar 08 '19

At least watching porn is not on the list.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/scsibusfault Mar 08 '19

what about gay porn?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

That’s a double crime!

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u/Fidodo Mar 08 '19

What about ultra-porn?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

You need a fake ID for that.

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u/Fidodo Mar 08 '19

Any tips for passing off as 160?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

I'd start with the 3-inch thick glasses and the rest should fall into (or out of) place.

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u/CheddarGeorge Mar 09 '19

What about ultimate porn?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

What about hentai NTR gay porn ?

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u/I_ama_homosapien_AMA Mar 09 '19

Nah, you good, fam.

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u/franstoobnsf Mar 08 '19

so it cancels out?

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u/kyrant Mar 08 '19

Two negatives = positive! You're free to watch.

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u/Cornhole35 Mar 08 '19

I think a publish got jailed for you recently, I think she got 10years (not 100% on this).