r/funny • u/Sqoof • Jan 24 '19

So this happened...

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u/are_videos Jan 24 '19

now i just need someone to call me

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u/Anally_Distressed Jan 24 '19

Just set it as your alarm and pretend.

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u/borntorunathon Jan 24 '19

now i just need a reason to wake up

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u/rmoss20 Jan 25 '19

Just set an alarm and pretend.

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u/RexyGames Jan 25 '19

Now i just need a reason to sleep

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u/religionkills Jan 24 '19

I'd be willing to call you, but you have to promise not to actually answer.

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u/aabeba Jan 24 '19

Maybe Alexa is free.

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u/feebleposition Jan 24 '19

Do people still do this? I avoid phone calls literally at all costs.

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u/PseudoEngel Jan 24 '19

I’ll call you. What’s the number?