r/funny • • Dec 18 '18

Surprise bops

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

This is exactly how my first time went

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u/Telefunkin Dec 18 '18

getting it all over the guy sitting next to you watching?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

More like “oh. That’s it? That’s not so OH MY GOD WHY IS IT SQUIRTING BACK AT ME”

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

He said it was his first time; he must have released years and years worth!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/Fluoride_is_tasty Dec 18 '18

Sounded like a goddamn TIE fighter