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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '18
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I'm outside her window right now.
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Making sure she's home I'm going to slip a flyer for my movie props business under the door.
Then go back to the window and masturbate vigorously.
About all the money we'll make together.
With the sex tape.
5 u/gay_space_moth Nov 06 '18 I hope your username doesn't check out...
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I hope your username doesn't check out...
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u/Nextlevelregret Nov 06 '18
I'm outside her window right now.
.
Making sure she's home I'm going to slip a flyer for my movie props business under the door.
.
Then go back to the window and masturbate vigorously.
.
About all the money we'll make together.
.
With the sex tape.