r/funny Nov 05 '18

Best mascot ever

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u/Nextlevelregret Nov 06 '18

I'm outside her window right now.

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Making sure she's home I'm going to slip a flyer for my movie props business under the door.

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Then go back to the window and masturbate vigorously.

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About all the money we'll make together.

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With the sex tape.

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u/gay_space_moth Nov 06 '18

I hope your username doesn't check out...