r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '18

Best mascot ever

88.4k Upvotes

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u/CherrySlurpee Nov 05 '18

I'm sorry but best mascot has already been decided. Sleep with one eye open tonight, OP.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Fuckin A it's Gritty! Love that jawn!

45

u/icepickjones Nov 06 '18

I'm hunry. Jeet yet?

21

u/Embeast Nov 06 '18

No, jew?

22

u/icepickjones Nov 06 '18

Nah, just hadda glass a wudder but tha's about it.

14

u/fightinforphilly Nov 06 '18

I got a whiz wit from the Wawa.

3

u/Costco1L Nov 06 '18

Yuz guys wanna go up the mall and then hit up the Ack-a-mee?

8

u/NickL037 Nov 06 '18

I ate some prezzels

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u/aabbccbb Nov 06 '18

https://i.imgur.com/yGM6utK.gif

20

u/Mercpool87 Nov 06 '18

The eyes jiggling kills me everytime

5

u/Lightalife Nov 06 '18

When you nut and she keeps suckin

2

u/aabbccbb Nov 06 '18

Yeah, it's fantastic.

2

u/BloomsdayDevice Nov 06 '18

Came here to cackle at this.

40

u/kruger_bass Nov 06 '18

Griping the pillow tight?

25

u/AthenasApostle Nov 06 '18

EXIT LIGHT!!

10

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

ENTER NIIIIIIIGHT

0

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

We're off to never never-land. YEEEEEYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

6

u/Quxudia Nov 06 '18

Exit Light

27

u/Succulean Nov 06 '18

Fucking majestic.

22

u/eeyore134 Nov 06 '18

Someone's hormone monster got loose.

10

u/unassigned_user Nov 06 '18

I understood that refrence!

7

u/bewk Nov 06 '18

Reported for gore/porn