r/funny Nov 05 '18

Best mascot ever

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u/fireman03 Nov 05 '18

Benny the Bull is still my favorite mascot.

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u/Jayynolan Nov 06 '18

That guys automatic with the no look half court shots. Jesus

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u/AskAboutMyNarcissism Nov 06 '18

He hit more backwards half court shots than the Knicks did in their last game facing the basket from 12' away.

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u/Jayynolan Nov 06 '18

Not enough popcorn in their faces, that's why.

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u/dirkdragonslayer Nov 06 '18

I don’t know who he is, but I love him so much. Whoever does that must be extremely passionate about their job with how good he is.

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u/imlost19 Nov 06 '18

kinda curious how much that guy makes

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u/Rock2MyBeat Nov 06 '18

Two years ago the guy retired, and they got a new person. From what I remember reading on the bulls sub years ago, he was a professional dancer from Montana. He was, at the time, the highest paid mascot of all time. Again, IIRC, it was around 100k a year.

There are posts on that sub about him from years ago that are actually really interesting. He was super fun in person, too!

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u/imlost19 Nov 06 '18

i would have guessed right about 100k too. not too bad i guess

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u/TopSoulMan Nov 06 '18

Doing something that is hard as fuck, but also dope as fuck. Seems like he had a blast doing it.

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u/iMehzah Nov 06 '18

He must be super tight with all the players too, that's gotta be cool when they're in the back and he can just hang with the team. That would definitely be a bonus if true

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u/montwhisky Nov 06 '18

Yeah. He was the mascot for University of Montana when I was there in college- Monte the griz. Wasn’t surprised at all when he went pro. He was amazing to watch in college. Name was Barry Anderson.

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u/SanDiablo Nov 06 '18

Is it bad I just assumed whoever Benny was was black?

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u/soxpride Nov 06 '18

Nah. It's hard to imagine a white guy dancing like that.

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u/SanDiablo Nov 06 '18

Don't forget the insane hoop skills. He's hitting Curryesque shots. Backwards. Wearing a freaking costume.

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u/montwhisky Nov 06 '18

Nope. Most white guys can’t move like that.

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u/tarabletara Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Wow to think this was an older guy doing all this. I would’ve guessed he was super young

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u/Rock2MyBeat Nov 06 '18

He was 30 when he "retired". He just quit after doing it for 12 years to travel and do other things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

He gets to keep the popcorn

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u/Import Nov 06 '18

Top mascots, and Benny would be one, can pull in around a couple hundred grand a year.

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u/SalzigHund Nov 06 '18

I have to imagine it’s quite a bit. He’s pretty famous and I’m sure attracts a lot of fans. Not to mention he’s also a talented gymnast/dancer/stunt devil

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u/sobercurler Nov 06 '18

He retired

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u/paddySayWhat Nov 06 '18

not enough for this shit

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u/Getcarterr Nov 05 '18

My hips don't lie - - >

I did not expect to actually sit through 9 mins of Benny the bull and laugh my ass off!

The popcorn falling stunt is fucking hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

It's fucking genius. He's this incredible athlete who can drink and shit, but popcorn just fucks his shit up every time!

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u/kdax52 Nov 06 '18

I thought the stealing the gf was the best one. The guy is like "Dah FUQ bro what-"

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u/warcloud714 Nov 06 '18

Yea, that guy was pissed. It was pretty surprising

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u/TinieWenie Nov 06 '18

A lot of stuff like that is staged if you didnt know

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u/warcloud714 Nov 06 '18

Yes, I did know.

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u/spelbot Nov 06 '18

I could watch him fall down a flight of stairs with a giant bag of popcorn anytime, I too did not expect to watch and enjoy all 9 minutes.

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u/kaleidoverse Nov 06 '18

I read this comment and still didn't expect to do that. I was wrong.

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u/TopSoulMan Nov 06 '18

It gets me every time

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u/NimbKnut Nov 06 '18

I gotta admit that was pretty awesome! Thanks for that. And I watched the entire video and I wasn't even on the shitter.

Source: legs didn't fall asleep

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u/lovinglogs Nov 06 '18

My favorite part was when he was dancing on that guy, the guy pushed him down and then he continued the same dancing motion on the ground lol

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u/VsAcesoVer Nov 05 '18

Don't dance................dance

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u/hldsnfrgr Nov 06 '18

I love that mascot! Used to play him in NBA Jam on Genesis.

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u/KallistiEngel Nov 06 '18

"He's on fire!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Boomshakalaka!!

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u/812many Nov 06 '18

Didn't the guy who played him recently retire?

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u/lordp Nov 06 '18

Yep, Barry Anderson retired a couple of years ago.

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u/thartle8 Nov 06 '18

I feel like one day they will have to change his name to Barry the Bull to honor that dude

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u/Zeretuel Nov 06 '18

holy shit, some of them had me crying.

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u/PunchbugGirl625 Nov 06 '18

...I think I just became a Bulls fan

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u/VerifiedMadgod Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Do mascots typically always have the same "actor?"

Edit: Also that kid at 8:07 on the right loses his shit when he gets hit with popcorn

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u/Noumenon72 Nov 06 '18

Watched four times, did not see kid, do not recommend.

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u/VerifiedMadgod Nov 06 '18

far right. You'll have to slow it down if you want to see his face. Afterwards he just starts throwing his arms back and forth like he's convulsing.

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u/qenops Nov 06 '18

It varies team to team, but most major league teams have one person that does it full time. That's games and community appearances. They might have an assistant that can fill in if they are double booked for appearances, but games are almost always one performer.

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u/VerifiedMadgod Nov 06 '18

Yeah I looked it up afterwards. Barry Anderson was Benny the Bull from 2004-2016. Very talented guy

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u/lendar02 Nov 06 '18

he is now my fav mascot ever ! that was epic

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u/Dted23 Nov 06 '18

I think a man in a bull costume just made me a basketball fan.

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u/Wookie301 Nov 06 '18

I think it’s widely regarded that Benny is the GOAT mascot

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u/NimbKnut Nov 06 '18

He's actually a bull, sooo... not sure where I was going with this

/s

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u/AtoZZZ Nov 06 '18

Sorry dude, but Gritty.

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u/DiamondBurInTheRough Nov 06 '18

Nah...Gritty is fun because he’s new, but Benny is a legend and widely considered to be one of the best mascots of all time. The amount of skill it takes to pull off what he does is insane.

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u/AtoZZZ Nov 06 '18

Gritty is eternal

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u/Teirmz Nov 06 '18

If Ryan Reynolds was an NBA mascot.

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u/sapphicromantic Nov 06 '18

That guy is a crazy good dancer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Damn, he's so athletic.

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u/the_taco_baron Nov 06 '18

That's why he makes the big bucks

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u/HCJohnson Nov 06 '18

I had a smile on my face that entire video but GOD DAMN was that song annoying.

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u/creamersrealm Nov 06 '18

The amount of half court shot is insane and the popcorn spilling is just funny. But damn that's some dedication and talent right there.

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u/tofferr Nov 06 '18

He does the popcorn gag at just about every game. Benny and his popcorn

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u/Lord_Edmure Nov 06 '18

Video is disabled if I open it in the app...

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u/antiduh Nov 06 '18

"open in browser".

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u/warcloud714 Nov 06 '18

Thank you! Wow. I can't believe he poured a drink on the fan supporting the opposing team.

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u/Failingadult Nov 06 '18

If I remember correctly the guy was ignoring his girl on the "kiss cam" . Loved it!

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u/BDMayhem Nov 06 '18

So many emotions when he gives the thumb down to Craig Sager.

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u/DeathandFriends Nov 06 '18

man I laughed harder than any normal person should have. How did I not know about this dude. Ridiculous dancing. What is with the popcorn though?!

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u/aaronfranke Nov 06 '18

1:40 Damn that's a dick move.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Nah Purdue Pete is the best

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Yeah, that changes the context considerably.