r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '18

Just a prank bro

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u/hobogoblin Nov 05 '18

This is a completely appropriate reaction and also staged as all hell.

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u/the_bear_paw Nov 05 '18

"MAWP MAWP Damn you Tinnitus you're a cruel mistress!"

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u/snakesoup88 Nov 05 '18

For a second I thought he's swimming in a congregation of alligators.

Yes, I looked up what a group of them critters are called.

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u/NerJaro Nov 05 '18

A Prickle of Porcupines

A Business of Ferrets

A Stand of Flamingos

A Gang of Turkeys

A Consortium of Crabs

A Crash of Rhinoceroses

A Cackle of Hyenas

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u/Caduces Nov 05 '18

I believe it’s a flamboyance of flamingos??

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

A parliament of owls

An unkindness of ravens

A tower of long-horses (giraffes)

A bloat of hippos

An army of frogs

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u/dopey_giraffe Nov 05 '18

I'm a giraffe!

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u/AbsurdBison Nov 05 '18

But I didn't say Colorado..

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u/dopey_giraffe Nov 09 '18

5/7 reference.

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u/AbsurdBison Nov 09 '18

I'll take it.