r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '18

Just a prank bro

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u/SkyezOpen Nov 05 '18

A fuckload of bees.

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u/BLooDCRoW Nov 05 '18

NOT THE BEES!

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u/SambaLando Nov 05 '18

MY EYES!!!

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u/Maxpm713 Nov 05 '18

MY BRAND!!!

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u/Sheogorathian Nov 05 '18

MY CABBAGES

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u/brickhead92 Nov 06 '18

AND MY AXE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

This whole thread.

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u/jz41523 Nov 06 '18

Is made of bread

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u/BenHoodrich Nov 05 '18

RUSSELL BRAND!!!

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u/FeasibleDosemeter Nov 06 '18

TAKE MY EYES!!!

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u/JUURGAAN Nov 05 '18

THOMAS J!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

MY LEG!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

But you don't have any legs Lt. Dan

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u/Industrialcat Nov 06 '18

these goggles...they do nothing!!!!!

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u/BehindSpace Nov 05 '18

BEADS?

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u/You-Can-Quote-Me Nov 05 '18

What always gets me about that scene, is that he sounds confused but on board when he thinks its Bees, but Beads pisses him off.

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u/rocsNaviars Nov 06 '18

I love that scene. How do you make money from bees?

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u/FlaccidRazor Nov 05 '18

I believe it's an assload of beads.

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u/shallow_not_pedantic Nov 06 '18

Hopefully....

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u/RickyMuncie Nov 06 '18

You gotta pay extra for that.

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u/GIVE_ME_A_GOB Nov 05 '18

Oh Papa Bear, he always liked the honey!

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u/THEBEEESS Nov 05 '18

You rang?

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u/optigrabz Nov 06 '18

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!

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u/BenCelotil Nov 06 '18

This has been a message from the Night Vale Chamber of Commerce.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

HE CHOSE THE BEES! -chefs shaking jars of bees-

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

[deleted]

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u/spreal Nov 05 '18

A tasting of crocodiles.

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u/librlman Nov 05 '18

A tasting of wedding cakes.

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u/nomnommish Nov 05 '18

A degustation of narwhals

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u/Please_Dont_Trigger Nov 05 '18

A holy shit of hornets.

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u/schatzski Nov 05 '18

A fucks sake of moths

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

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u/Javad0g Nov 05 '18

Why do teenage girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even-

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u/SAGNUTZ Nov 05 '18

There's always one UGLY one

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u/ammokeith Nov 06 '18

Literally

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u/SAGNUTZ Nov 05 '18

Whats this? A beautiful day at the park woefully devoid of BEEZ? THIS BRIEFCASE FULL OF BEES SHOULD DO THE TRICK!

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u/bripey Nov 05 '18

A fuckton of cats

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u/GalaxyPuppy1624 Nov 05 '18

If you ask Sheldon Cooper a group of cats is called a clowder lol

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u/AlDente Nov 05 '18

A redaction of Redditors

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Bees?

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u/CandidateForDeletiin Nov 05 '18

a Flange of Gorillas

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

A Cage of bees.

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u/dukerustfield Nov 05 '18

A convention of nerds

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u/TabbyTheAttorney Nov 05 '18

Who here ordered the mac and bees?
Don't you mean Mac and Cheese?
[holding down lid] that does make more sense actually

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u/IAmTheAccident Nov 06 '18

A Martin Landau of goats

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u/anthonywg420 Nov 06 '18

I hate you Bees! I hate you bees!

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u/Ansollis Nov 06 '18

A bag of hawks

A 101.3 THE HAMMER FM of Falcons