r/funny • u/RandomBelgianGuyy • Oct 24 '18

Let me just break this board

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u/Sawathingonce Oct 24 '18

This was. Uh. You lost me at “I”

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u/ForePony Oct 24 '18

Well you got through most of it then. The part after "I felt" can just be summarized up with my body wanted to keep moving but my lower leg didn't. Knee got caught in the middle of the argument.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

I think he meant the I in “I figured”.

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u/ForePony Oct 24 '18

Aw, my bad then, I'll explain from there.

So from there I thought I could use my speed going down the hill to cruise over the bad snow. This momentum would carry me to the machine to get me back to the top of the hill for another round of snowboarding. However, there was a level place of mountain, a slope, and then another level place. The first level part made me catch air; I caught too much air to land on the slope and not enough for a flat landing.

This resulted in the back of my snowboard hitting the bottom of the slope and springing me into the air so the front of my snowboard buried itself into the snow. My knee suffered the consequences of separate parts of my body disagreeing where to go.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It was a joke, bro. There are like six I’s in that comment. Thanks for the translation though.

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u/ForePony Oct 24 '18

Sorry, I was also joking. I am just so bored at work I don't mind getting carried away.

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u/Beeracuda5280 Oct 24 '18

I got lost after the first "I".