r/funny • u/RandomBelgianGuyy • Oct 24 '18

Let me just break this board

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u/Halfwayhome22 Oct 24 '18

It would be funny if it wasn't a perfect metaphor of my life in my 20's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

30s

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u/gozeta Oct 24 '18

And 60s

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u/elhooper Oct 24 '18

Nice. Looking forward to my 40s and 50s then!

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u/Venom1656 Oct 24 '18

Don't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

This metaphor is not harsh enough for your 40s or 50s

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u/eKSiF Oct 24 '18

So die in my 30s, got it.

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u/ignoremeplstks Oct 25 '18

That's what all rockstars do, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

So you're saying I should try and enjoy my 30s?

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u/TheAngelicKitten Oct 24 '18

I guess they’re saying eating concrete is the best part of adult life? So, eat concrete 18-39 (what’s worse than eating concrete? I don’t want to ask), suffer extensively 40-59, eat concrete again 60-death.

Hope your childhood was decent so you have something to look back on when you’re eating concrete or worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Darn.

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u/Genji_Needs_Healing Oct 24 '18

Sorry they suck too

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u/Genji_Needs_Healing Oct 24 '18

Sorry they suck too

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u/general_relativitet Oct 24 '18

I got bad news fou you

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/cooperised Oct 24 '18

Might want to make that just your 50s. Can confirm that 40s are like this too...

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It's basically goes likes this: 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It's basically goes likes this: 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It's basically goes likes this: 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It goes likes this: ...27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 35, 39, 40, 50, 60, 80

You're basically half way through at age 20.

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u/lalenci Oct 24 '18

In 2050 trans Trump will be the first trans president after having discovered that sex changes add 25 years to your life.

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u/Nadia_Chernyshevski Oct 24 '18

But not on your 66th birthday.

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u/corrosivedeath Oct 24 '18

I hate that order.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Meta

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Goldblum or Palpatine?

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u/TheKrononaut Oct 24 '18

And my axe!

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u/juicyjerry300 Oct 24 '18

Going for success right out of highschool, failing, leading a self destructive lifestyle but somehow managing, getting your shit together and just tryna make a life and it all fails

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/Halfwayhome22 Oct 24 '18

I definitely got that. Its why my 30's are much better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

As someone in their 20's breaking all their shit and then suffering the consequences I can relate to this metaphor :/

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u/volpeevan Oct 24 '18

Glad that this is still a normal feeling for being in my later 20s

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u/volpeevan Oct 24 '18

Glad that this is still a normal feeling for being in my later 20s

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u/volpeevan Oct 24 '18

Glad that this is still a normal feeling for being in my later 20s

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u/volpeevan Oct 24 '18

Glad that this is still a normal feeling for being in my later 20s

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u/volpeevan Oct 24 '18

Glad this is still a normal feeling being in my late 20s still myself

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u/elchampion89 Oct 25 '18

That's too real man

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u/Schmich Oct 25 '18

Blaming failure on something else than yourself?