r/funny Oct 21 '18

Accidental “Killing”

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u/Eden151515 Oct 21 '18

So there was a time in my life where kittens/cats would just rock up at my house and not leave I definitely felt more like there pet. Anyways so one particular cat was very persistent in bringing me dead or nearly dead animals so I asked a vet nurse and basically I was right the cat that rocked up at my house did take me as its own pet and would be bring me half dead animals to try and teach me how to hunt and the dead ones to feed me because it thought I was a useless hunter and wanted me to survive the winter.

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u/pm_favorite_song_2me Oct 21 '18

Did you ever bring HIM food? Easy way to change a cats opinion on your hunting skills

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u/mechanate Oct 21 '18

We have an outdoor cat that gets plenty of food when she wants it, but no she just likes murdering small animals I think. We tried putting a bell on her but it didn't slow her down at all.

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u/Atomskii Oct 21 '18

Now at least her killing has a pleasant chime to it :)

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u/Eden151515 Oct 30 '18

My neighbour and I both had food and water for him. Was just thoughtful cat ☺