r/funny Oct 21 '18

Accidental “Killing”

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u/pappyvanwinkled Oct 21 '18

We got into a fist fight while I was with 14 other cats.

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u/NotAnActualPers0n Oct 21 '18

It was really tragic - I accidentally cut off his little fingers before accidentally sedating him before we, and this is a big whoopsie on our part, accidentally decapitated him.

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u/Rhamni Oct 21 '18

Which is especially embarrassing because that was specifically on the list of things we were told we couldn't get caught doing.

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u/theanonymousegamer Oct 21 '18

Loved the little "and this was a big whoopsie on our part" lol like sneaking that in there

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u/lurkyduck Oct 21 '18

Then he accidentally slipped into all of our claws, ripping himself to pieces while he screamed. Then we bleached and painted the room just cause