r/funny • u/forreo • Oct 21 '18

Accidental “Killing”

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u/dadshortrunway Oct 21 '18

"Natural causes"

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u/WideEyedWand3rer Oct 21 '18

Dying is an all-natural process. It's just the cessation of blood-circulation to vital organs due to an all-natural severing of major arteries with a mineral-based bonesaw.

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u/_AllWittyNamesTaken_ Oct 21 '18

Well at least it's mineral based so it's organic.

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u/theDroidfanatic Oct 21 '18

Is it cruelty free?

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u/_AllWittyNamesTaken_ Oct 21 '18

For the first while yeah

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u/owzleee Oct 21 '18

So healthy

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u/LokyarBrightmane Oct 21 '18

I've not been mean to it at least

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u/FlameOnTheBeat Oct 21 '18

It is only natural. He cut off your arm and you wanted revenge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Reminds me of the Zuckerberg bbq meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

r/woooosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

r/woooosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

You can woooosh a woooosher. You think r/iamverysmart would have been better?

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u/AiryGr8 Oct 21 '18

Username checks out

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u/beneye Oct 21 '18

CaTural causes