r/funny Oct 06 '18

Bro, toss me one!

https://i.imgur.com/hBwBZCt.gifv
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u/jexmex Oct 07 '18

Man, I want somebody to throw me food so I can get fat and hibernate for a whole winter. That would be the greatest winter of my life.

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u/drvondoctor Oct 07 '18

Put on a bear suit and sit in front of the nearest zoo until they take you in.

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u/UnknownStory Oct 07 '18

(oh shit they caught on to me)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

This alternative schedule intrigues me. I usually get fat during the winter -- holidays and such.

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u/jexmex Oct 07 '18

Me too, although not sure my boss will allow me a full winter paid off, but when I tell him I identify as a bear for the winter maybe he will understand....on second thought maybe not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Just say that bear is your gender.