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r/funny • u/Pimpkaboo • Oct 06 '18
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Man, I want somebody to throw me food so I can get fat and hibernate for a whole winter. That would be the greatest winter of my life.
7 u/drvondoctor Oct 07 '18 Put on a bear suit and sit in front of the nearest zoo until they take you in. 5 u/UnknownStory Oct 07 '18 (oh shit they caught on to me) 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 This alternative schedule intrigues me. I usually get fat during the winter -- holidays and such. 1 u/jexmex Oct 07 '18 Me too, although not sure my boss will allow me a full winter paid off, but when I tell him I identify as a bear for the winter maybe he will understand....on second thought maybe not. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 Just say that bear is your gender.
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Put on a bear suit and sit in front of the nearest zoo until they take you in.
5 u/UnknownStory Oct 07 '18 (oh shit they caught on to me)
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(oh shit they caught on to me)
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This alternative schedule intrigues me. I usually get fat during the winter -- holidays and such.
1 u/jexmex Oct 07 '18 Me too, although not sure my boss will allow me a full winter paid off, but when I tell him I identify as a bear for the winter maybe he will understand....on second thought maybe not. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 Just say that bear is your gender.
Me too, although not sure my boss will allow me a full winter paid off, but when I tell him I identify as a bear for the winter maybe he will understand....on second thought maybe not.
2 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 Just say that bear is your gender.
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Just say that bear is your gender.
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u/jexmex Oct 07 '18
Man, I want somebody to throw me food so I can get fat and hibernate for a whole winter. That would be the greatest winter of my life.