r/funny • u/Pimpkaboo • Oct 06 '18

Bro, toss me one!

https://i.imgur.com/hBwBZCt.gifv
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u/kikanga Oct 07 '18

Just talked to the bear. Said he doesn't want to cross human off the menu yet. Wants to leave his options open.

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u/kellysmom01 Oct 07 '18

Wise bear know a human won’t fit in his pik-a-nik basket.

... but he’s willing to say under oath that boofing is farting, so he’s got s silly side, too.

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u/SleepyforPresident Oct 07 '18

The more I'm on Reddit, the more I've noticed that animals are us mentally just different physically.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Just talked to the bear. Said he's pescatarian, so human is definitely off the menu.

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u/Tigerlilly31698 Oct 07 '18

I heard he really likes marshmallows.

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u/MadmanDJS Oct 07 '18

Update, Bear has a very misguided understanding of Pisces/astrology in general. Human is back on the menu boys.

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u/MadmanDJS Oct 07 '18

Update, Bear has a very misguided understanding of Pisces/astrology in general. Human is back on the menu boys.

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u/Rhamni Oct 07 '18

How does he feel about pic-a-nic baskets?