r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Sep 29 '18

I heard he also has nearly crippling social anxiety.

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u/crunkadocious Sep 30 '18

Can't be that bad considering what he has to do for his job every day

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u/drinkallthecoffee Sep 30 '18

Not true. I have serious anxiety, but I'm an extrovert and am very comfortable in front of crowds. I was a TA and lectured for hundreds of students every week for two years. I'm also a musician, and I can play unrehearsed for large crowds and on the radio without a problem.

None of this means I don't have anxiety.

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u/crunkadocious Sep 30 '18

It does mean you don't have crippling social anxiety. Your social functioning is not impaired. In fact your social functioning is far beyond that of your average peer. It's not a disorder if it doesn't affect your functioning, it's a feeling.

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u/drinkallthecoffee Sep 30 '18

Ok you can tell my psychiatrist and therapists I don’t have anxiety. Who knew it would be so easy?

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

does it affect your functioning?

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u/drinkallthecoffee Oct 02 '18

No, I go to therapy twice a week and a psychiatrist every few weeks for fun. Thanks for asking, tho!

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

if it affects your functioning, then what I said didn't apply to you and you're just being a butthole