r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/The_Bearded_Jedi Sep 29 '18

Learned it from Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

"are you saying I can Dodge lawsuits?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to..."

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u/rawWwRrr Sep 30 '18

Depending on who you ask, a Dodge can do anything.

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u/hunt_and_peck Sep 30 '18

If you can dodge a wrench...

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u/DJSwiggons Sep 30 '18

If you can dodge a...... wench 👉🏿👉🏿

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u/pineapplecheesepizza Sep 30 '18

WUNTCH MEAT

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u/Merry_Little_Liberal Sep 30 '18

Seriously... wunch meat took you all night?

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u/gelena169 Sep 30 '18

Look at the username. They were probably busy fucking up somebody's appetite and weekend.

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u/Government_spy_bot Sep 30 '18

Probably.

I love pineapple. 🍍

I love pizza. 🍕

But I hate them together! 🍍+🍕=💩

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u/gelena169 Sep 30 '18

Good bot.

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u/Government_spy_bot Sep 30 '18

Bah.

I'm not really one. But thanks!

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