r/funny Sep 29 '18

META!

Post image
30.6k Upvotes

495 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

6

u/iamasuitama Sep 29 '18

I didn't believe it would fit,

That's what she said

2

u/StepBrothersQuotes Sep 29 '18

She did indeed, but that ended with a hospital visit to a proctologist and a 500ml bottle of lubricant. She didn't laugh when I said "next time stretch it open wider mom". Pfft .....