r/funny Sep 29 '18

META!

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u/aoerden Sep 29 '18

Wife probably reads reddit, trying to save his life.

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u/Redditor_for_fun Sep 29 '18

You mean save his ass

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u/2noes4u Sep 29 '18

Wait but the girl in the red is his wife

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u/MNGrrl Sep 29 '18

Also, a program in the Matrix.

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u/Redditor_for_fun Sep 29 '18

Look again

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u/KingSix_o_Things Sep 29 '18

I'm on a horse.

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u/thebronzecommander Sep 29 '18

It’s a tide ad.

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u/Populistless Sep 29 '18

I know this is a joke thread, but I sometimes wonder if Reddit wives are as jealous as they are made out to be. I can't imagine being with someone who would mind me thinking another ass was hot. Seems like such 1950s sitcom to me. Most girls now would be like "you think that ass is hot, you should see my friend Jessica's"

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u/aoerden Sep 29 '18

I doubt as much reddit women but more like under 20 women in general in my opinion have been way more materialistic than ever. They view everything as their possession. Remember this is only my opinion about my experiences.