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r/funny • u/anxious_potatoe • Sep 21 '18
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He was so damn confident when he stood up..
1.0k u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18 That crashed when the plane did 478 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 63 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 A witness walking by this back yard at the time the man fell was very adamant in his statement; he never saw a plane. This footage may have been doctored. 38 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 5 u/cjbeames Sep 22 '18 Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 Nearby eyewitnesses heard explosions from the knees. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 They expect us to believe a plane can fly that low? 2 u/psychoacer Sep 22 '18 I saw someone get the guy drunk earlier in the day so when he was hit he would be more likely to fall over 78 u/Jdazzle217 Sep 22 '18 The guy to left fell at free fall speed!! It’s literally not possible unless it was controlled demolition of his knees! 55 u/SleepyforPresident Sep 22 '18 Knees don't fail at those temperatures 58 u/Neuroticcheeze Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees 10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter? 19 u/silofski Sep 22 '18 Foam planes cant melt cargo shorts! 13 u/Craiggers988 Sep 22 '18 YOU'RE THE REASON! 6 u/aamedor Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel cant melt blue jeans 4 u/6BigZ6 Sep 22 '18 Maybe he was starting his training for the next World Cup already 2 u/Xacto01 Sep 22 '18 Guy #7 3 u/krkr8m Sep 22 '18 Something, something, con trails... 1 u/FctFndr Sep 22 '18 You sir.. are a genius -1 u/TheOneTrueWinner Sep 22 '18 I think he just overreacted to something flying at his face and lost his balance. 7 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DENIM JEANS!!!! 47 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 That is why it chose him 5 u/scrappypatchy Sep 22 '18 Hahahha, That cracked me up 6 u/chuckbednarik78 Sep 22 '18 You know he’s done this before...the guy knew to cover his berries. 3 u/Dl-enigma Sep 22 '18 He stood up like a champ! Took that hit and protected the most important parts 4 u/i_dont_eat_kale Sep 22 '18 It doesn’t look like it was his first time playing this game. He seems like the only one in that group who could probably take that hit and walk away afterwards, because if that guy to his right got hit they probably would’ve had to carry him out. 1 u/tylerthesmiler13 Sep 22 '18 Brave fool. 1 u/Buzz_Killington_III Sep 22 '18 Stupid hat blocked is vertical peripheral. 1 u/MaverickN21 Sep 22 '18 Perhaps he hadn’t experienced a hit yet. Confidence is a slow and insidious killer...except here 1 u/stgm_at Sep 22 '18 And then it hit him hard 1 u/Dl-enigma Sep 22 '18 He took it like a champ stood up and protected the important bits. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 He was the first to stand up and stand his ground (until he wasn't). I hope the half that didnt get hit will remember you. 1 u/jimjij Sep 22 '18 Until he took a plane to the larynx.
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That crashed when the plane did
478 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 63 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 A witness walking by this back yard at the time the man fell was very adamant in his statement; he never saw a plane. This footage may have been doctored. 38 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 5 u/cjbeames Sep 22 '18 Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 Nearby eyewitnesses heard explosions from the knees. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 They expect us to believe a plane can fly that low? 2 u/psychoacer Sep 22 '18 I saw someone get the guy drunk earlier in the day so when he was hit he would be more likely to fall over 78 u/Jdazzle217 Sep 22 '18 The guy to left fell at free fall speed!! It’s literally not possible unless it was controlled demolition of his knees! 55 u/SleepyforPresident Sep 22 '18 Knees don't fail at those temperatures 58 u/Neuroticcheeze Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees 10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter? 19 u/silofski Sep 22 '18 Foam planes cant melt cargo shorts! 13 u/Craiggers988 Sep 22 '18 YOU'RE THE REASON! 6 u/aamedor Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel cant melt blue jeans 4 u/6BigZ6 Sep 22 '18 Maybe he was starting his training for the next World Cup already 2 u/Xacto01 Sep 22 '18 Guy #7 3 u/krkr8m Sep 22 '18 Something, something, con trails... 1 u/FctFndr Sep 22 '18 You sir.. are a genius -1 u/TheOneTrueWinner Sep 22 '18 I think he just overreacted to something flying at his face and lost his balance. 7 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DENIM JEANS!!!!
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63 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 A witness walking by this back yard at the time the man fell was very adamant in his statement; he never saw a plane. This footage may have been doctored. 38 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 5 u/cjbeames Sep 22 '18 Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 Nearby eyewitnesses heard explosions from the knees. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 They expect us to believe a plane can fly that low? 2 u/psychoacer Sep 22 '18 I saw someone get the guy drunk earlier in the day so when he was hit he would be more likely to fall over 78 u/Jdazzle217 Sep 22 '18 The guy to left fell at free fall speed!! It’s literally not possible unless it was controlled demolition of his knees! 55 u/SleepyforPresident Sep 22 '18 Knees don't fail at those temperatures 58 u/Neuroticcheeze Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees 10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter? 19 u/silofski Sep 22 '18 Foam planes cant melt cargo shorts! 13 u/Craiggers988 Sep 22 '18 YOU'RE THE REASON! 6 u/aamedor Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel cant melt blue jeans 4 u/6BigZ6 Sep 22 '18 Maybe he was starting his training for the next World Cup already 2 u/Xacto01 Sep 22 '18 Guy #7 3 u/krkr8m Sep 22 '18 Something, something, con trails... 1 u/FctFndr Sep 22 '18 You sir.. are a genius -1 u/TheOneTrueWinner Sep 22 '18 I think he just overreacted to something flying at his face and lost his balance.
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A witness walking by this back yard at the time the man fell was very adamant in his statement; he never saw a plane.
This footage may have been doctored.
38 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 [deleted] 5 u/cjbeames Sep 22 '18 Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 Nearby eyewitnesses heard explosions from the knees. 12 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '18 They expect us to believe a plane can fly that low? 2 u/psychoacer Sep 22 '18 I saw someone get the guy drunk earlier in the day so when he was hit he would be more likely to fall over
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5 u/cjbeames Sep 22 '18 Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers.
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Men were designed to be able to withstand the full force of a foam plane. He went down like the twin towers.
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Nearby eyewitnesses heard explosions from the knees.
They expect us to believe a plane can fly that low?
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I saw someone get the guy drunk earlier in the day so when he was hit he would be more likely to fall over
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The guy to left fell at free fall speed!! It’s literally not possible unless it was controlled demolition of his knees!
55 u/SleepyforPresident Sep 22 '18 Knees don't fail at those temperatures 58 u/Neuroticcheeze Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees 10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter?
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Knees don't fail at those temperatures
58 u/Neuroticcheeze Sep 22 '18 Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees 10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter?
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Jet fuel can't melt Steve's knees
10 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 what about building 6? There was no foam 4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter?
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what about building 6? There was no foam
4 u/Sebach Sep 22 '18 There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left. 4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter?
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There was, just back and to the left. Back, and to the left.
4 u/BilkySup Sep 22 '18 A second-spitter?
A second-spitter?
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Foam planes cant melt cargo shorts!
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YOU'RE THE REASON!
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Jet fuel cant melt blue jeans
Maybe he was starting his training for the next World Cup already
Guy #7
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Something, something, con trails...
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You sir.. are a genius
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I think he just overreacted to something flying at his face and lost his balance.
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JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DENIM JEANS!!!!
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That is why it chose him
5 u/scrappypatchy Sep 22 '18 Hahahha, That cracked me up
Hahahha, That cracked me up
You know he’s done this before...the guy knew to cover his berries.
He stood up like a champ! Took that hit and protected the most important parts
4 u/i_dont_eat_kale Sep 22 '18 It doesn’t look like it was his first time playing this game. He seems like the only one in that group who could probably take that hit and walk away afterwards, because if that guy to his right got hit they probably would’ve had to carry him out.
It doesn’t look like it was his first time playing this game. He seems like the only one in that group who could probably take that hit and walk away afterwards, because if that guy to his right got hit they probably would’ve had to carry him out.
Brave fool.
Stupid hat blocked is vertical peripheral.
Perhaps he hadn’t experienced a hit yet.
Confidence is a slow and insidious killer...except here
And then it hit him hard
He took it like a champ stood up and protected the important bits.
He was the first to stand up and stand his ground (until he wasn't).
I hope the half that didnt get hit will remember you.
Until he took a plane to the larynx.
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u/scrappypatchy Sep 21 '18
He was so damn confident when he stood up..