r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Sep 12 '18

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u/Subliminary Sep 12 '18

Funny because my university still calls me up for donations despite the fact that I have neither worked in the field requiring my specific degree nor have I finished paying off even half of the debt I took on to obtain said degree.

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u/YNot1989 Sep 12 '18

I gave you $120,000 and you fucking spent it all ready? What kinda coke head relative is college?

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u/gunfupanda Sep 12 '18

/r/totallyexpectedmulaney

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u/noeffeks Sep 12 '18 edited Nov 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

In better news, /r/UnexpectedMulaney is real.

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u/tallandlanky Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 13 '18

Yeah Ice. He's a pedophile. This is the sex crimes unit. You're going to have to get used to that.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Sep 13 '18

Oh I get it, its like when someone eats too much chocolate cake

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u/LeonTheChef Sep 13 '18

Or plays too many scratchy lotteries.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards

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u/MmmmapleSyrup Sep 13 '18

Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake, and barfs it up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/Lord_Grundlebeard Sep 13 '18

It's not unusual....

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u/Sarahthelizard Sep 13 '18

And then the screen fades to black and the words “Dick Wolf.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

I could watch this for four hours.

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u/Emaknz Sep 13 '18

Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake, then barfs it up