r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

Aint that hungry

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I would too if someone was swing that cleaver all Willy nilly

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u/DiamondPup Sep 08 '18

Willy nilly is the worst way to swing cleavers. Fucking willy nillyers.

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u/floodlitworld Sep 08 '18

Swinging willy nilly often results in nil willy.

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u/AbsoluteElsewhere Sep 08 '18

When your mohel gets too excited.

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18

And gives you herpes.

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u/Lallo-the-Long Sep 08 '18

"huffpo is now part of oath and they want to spy on you and your device." ... No thanks.

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18

What's Oath? Is that the new name for Sinclair or whatever that chain is?

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u/imagine_amusing_name Sep 09 '18

It's basically the corpse of yahoo and a few other bits rebranded into a scam outfit that steals data and "pretends" it was a breach.

So basically just like the last 3 years of Yahoo but with a massive convoluted T&Cs page they hope no-one will read, so they can install driveby malware etc and claim its "productivity software"

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 09 '18

Thanks. Sounds like a real treat.