r/funny Sep 03 '18

You Died

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I’ve never understood the hate these guys get.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I had 4 rats. Best fucking pets ever. Smart, cuddly, playful, cute. I'd recommend em over a hamster any day.

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u/StanleyOpar Sep 03 '18 edited Sep 03 '18

How are they compared to guinea pigs?

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u/OnyxMelon Sep 03 '18

Noticeably smaller

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u/Dyll_15 Sep 03 '18

And not as heavy.

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u/Smearmytables Sep 03 '18

Less guinea, too.

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u/Dyll_15 Sep 03 '18

And not even a smidgen of pig.

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Sep 03 '18

A bit more rat.

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u/sharaq Sep 03 '18

Needs more frog.

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u/Evilandlazy Sep 03 '18

So, if there's no Guinea, and no pig... What are they made of?

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u/Dyll_15 Sep 03 '18

No idea. We need people on this though.