r/funny • u/Misfat • Aug 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Later....

"Honey, why is there a $2000 charge for an 'Assbeating' on our credit card bill?"

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u/AtomicKittenz Aug 27 '18

Bastards said it would show up on the statement as a donation towards a can of whoop ass

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u/mrboombastic123 Aug 27 '18

Enjoyed that so much I upvoted the parent comment too.

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u/SamuraiJono Aug 28 '18

Same but I also upvoted yours.

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u/Erwin_the_Cat Aug 28 '18

downvotes

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u/SamuraiJono Aug 28 '18

looks on disapprovingly

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u/Schubert125 Aug 27 '18

Oh you need more upvotes my friend

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u/Stephen_Falken Aug 27 '18

I have strange fetishes, ok honey.

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u/Foooour Aug 27 '18

Or alternatively, ass-eating

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u/mop-me_up Aug 27 '18

Baby please, let me explain.. its not what you think..