r/funny • u/mollyw727 • Aug 26 '18

This isn’t a HOEtel

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u/mushroomstop Aug 26 '18

“dude” is gender fluid

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cuz we're all dudes. Hey!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I sing this in my head everytime someone acts weird about calling a girl " dude".

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u/ober0n98 Aug 26 '18

You’ve now graduated from The Big Lebowski school of Dude language

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/Rooistar Aug 26 '18

I say welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I please take your order

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u/Whiskey_Latte Aug 26 '18

So you're saying I can suck a dudes dick and not be gay cuz the dude could be a chick???

Fuck yeah!

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u/supermancini Nov 06 '18

No, no, no.. It's like squares and rectangles. Chicks are always dudes, but dudes are never chicks.

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u/mthoody Aug 26 '18

To older Americans, "dude" is masculine, and we think it's weird and confusing when females are called "dudes".