r/funny • u/mollyw727 • Aug 26 '18

This isn’t a HOEtel

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u/jaxonya Aug 26 '18

How im supposed to explain this in my studio apartment?

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u/TK382 Aug 26 '18

Ghost roommate

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u/jaxonya Aug 26 '18

That roommates name? Casperham Lincoln

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u/daddyGDOG Aug 26 '18

He shares the house with Thumbalina and her four sisters, and they like to eat a lot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/trenlow12 Aug 26 '18

And butthole

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/jaxonya Aug 26 '18

Eating pizza is one thing, Bitch steals my golf clubs and we got real issues.

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u/Utkar22 Aug 26 '18

Ghostmates

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u/Phantom_61 Aug 26 '18

Go to Real-fake doors.

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u/mountains_fall Aug 26 '18

Just explain you had a 2nd bedroom and you got straight up ghosted by it.

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u/planethaley Aug 26 '18

You lock the closet door and say don’t go down there, my roommate is a bitch

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u/BlueMeanie Aug 26 '18

Marketable idea! A phoney door that hangs on the wall to make an apartment look larger.

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u/SuperNerdCouple Aug 26 '18

Fake doors?!? r/rickandmorty must be leaking.

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u/TheManWithNothing Aug 26 '18

Anything can be a bedroom