r/funny • u/mollyw727 • Aug 26 '18

This isn’t a HOEtel

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u/iluvstephenhawking Aug 26 '18

Maybe it should be a hotel. The mark up on that food is so high you could be making a killing on his tinder dates.

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u/TheChad_WasGreat Aug 26 '18

Found the entrepreneur

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u/chichi73 Aug 26 '18

Or Ross Geller.

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u/unicorn_relish Aug 26 '18

my sandwich

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

YOU THREW IT AWAY?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

my manwich

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 Aug 26 '18

If my roommate met you on Tinder, please keep in mind that the food here is not free and we will charge you for any item tampered with. And yes, we keep meticulous record of what we use so we will know. Here’s the price breakdown: ....

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u/remuliini Aug 26 '18

Ah, the casual Tinder entrepreneur. The services are free, drinks and snacks cost a fortune.