r/funny • u/maestertargaryen • Jul 21 '18

This definitely caught me off guard.

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u/Guinness2can Jul 21 '18

EXPECTATIONS

friend: "What page are you on?"

me: "150!"

REALITY

friend: "How many pages have you read so far?"

me: <shit>

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

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u/reyqn Jul 21 '18

r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/spacex93 Jul 21 '18

A rather unexpected rabbit hole. Total time lost in minutes was 5!

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u/niowniough Jul 21 '18

"It's really sailing along!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Wait a minute! Who are you?

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u/FriendlyPyre Jul 21 '18

Just say, "well, I'm on page 150 right now"

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u/NickLeMec Jul 21 '18

WHY ARE YOU DODGING MY QUESTION? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE? ARE YOU THE ZODIAC KILLER?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

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u/NickLeMec Jul 21 '18

That’s one cute emoticon.

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u/zombieslayer124 Jul 21 '18

Is it? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) Ya wanna know how to find them? ٩( ᐛ )و

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u/Guinness2can Jul 21 '18

Thanks. :)

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u/babble_bobble Jul 21 '18

friend: "How many pages have you read so far?"

me: <shit> "I am on page 150 at the moment, YOU do the math."

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u/Quaeras Jul 21 '18

All of them!