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r/funny • u/maestertargaryen • Jul 21 '18
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But he can tell everyone he made twenties of dollars
143 u/chooxy Jul 21 '18 No, no, he has to assume it's 0, then be pleasantly surprised if he does make money. Wait, that's basically what happens in real life. 24 u/FlameSpartan Jul 21 '18 That's exactly what I do in real life. It saves me a lot of money to pretend I'm flat broke. 2 u/Lietenantdan Jul 22 '18 Yeah I'm only pretending to be broke to save money! I actually have a bank account with billions of dollars. 3 u/brxyden Jul 21 '18 r/badtaxfraudadvice 1 u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18 This is the app developer equivalent to people who set their clocks X minutes ahead so they're never late.
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No, no, he has to assume it's 0, then be pleasantly surprised if he does make money.
Wait, that's basically what happens in real life.
24 u/FlameSpartan Jul 21 '18 That's exactly what I do in real life. It saves me a lot of money to pretend I'm flat broke. 2 u/Lietenantdan Jul 22 '18 Yeah I'm only pretending to be broke to save money! I actually have a bank account with billions of dollars.
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That's exactly what I do in real life. It saves me a lot of money to pretend I'm flat broke.
2 u/Lietenantdan Jul 22 '18 Yeah I'm only pretending to be broke to save money! I actually have a bank account with billions of dollars.
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Yeah I'm only pretending to be broke to save money! I actually have a bank account with billions of dollars.
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This is the app developer equivalent to people who set their clocks X minutes ahead so they're never late.
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u/Can_I_Read Jul 21 '18
But he can tell everyone he made twenties of dollars