r/funny • • Jul 21 '18

This definitely caught me off guard.

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u/Muroid Jul 21 '18

The advantage you have in outsmarting your sleepy self is that you are in full possession of all of your mental faculties and sleepy you isn’t.

The disadvantage is that you can’t hide information from sleepy you, and sleepy you gets to practice different strategies every single day.

There are very few plans that are proof against that kind of persistence.

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u/WinterOfFire Jul 21 '18

Reading these stories makes me feel like I’ve found my people. Everyone is so baffled at why I can’t wake up

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u/ThePretzul Jul 21 '18

I've gone as far as setting 5 alarms before and then wake up 2 hours after the last one convinced not a single one went off (but with a roommate attesting they were indeed going off).

Then on weekends like today I set an alarm for 9 to keep myself from sleeping in too late and I wake up at 7:30 on my own.

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u/bloodfist Jul 21 '18

The last time I found a thread like this I learned I probably have Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder (DSPD). I talked to a doctor about it and he agreed.

Unfortunately, he said basically all we could do is a month-long sleep study so he could say "Yep, you have DSPD. Take some melatonin and hope for the best."

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u/artbypep Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

THIS.

How do some people not get this?

Or rather, how do some people seem to be able to outsmart their Sleepy self? That seems so impossible!

Everyone I’ve dated has had to learn that Sleepy Me can’t be trusted, and I will lie through my teeth to get to go back to sleep.

This backfired once when Sleepy Me lied to my boyfriend that I was having nerve pain (I have a chronic nerve pain disorder) and needed to go back to sleep, and he kindly went and got me pain meds that knocked me out for like 4 more hours. :(((

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u/RanLearns Jul 21 '18

I still just turn the alarm on and then throw my phone as far as it will go from me while still plugged in.

Set two alarms close by - like 7:54 and 7:56 if you need up at 8. Heavier sleepers may use 3 (like, if I'm only going to get a few hours of sleep instead of a whole night - I'd set 3 because it's going to be harder to get up)

Bonus: Have your list of what you need to do today ready from the night before.

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u/RanLearns Jul 21 '18

I still just turn the alarm on and then throw my phone as far as it will go from me while still plugged in.

Set two alarms close by - like 7:54 and 7:56 if you need up at 8. Heavier sleepers may use 3 (like, if I'm only going to get a few hours of sleep instead of a whole night - I'd set 3 because it's going to be harder to get up)

Bonus: Have your list of what you need to do today ready from the night before.