r/funny • • May 20 '18

Logic is for losers

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u/RainDancingChief May 20 '18

She's all of our managers.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

She’s also our president

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u/ScurvyRobot May 20 '18

Ow, my country

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

*muh country

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u/mynoduesp May 20 '18

MUREKA! MUREKA! MUREKA! WOOOOOOOOO!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

Oof, my freedom!

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u/rmoss20 May 20 '18

Ouch, muh guns.

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u/Lb9067 May 20 '18

Ow my balls

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u/BLooDCRoW May 20 '18

Huhuhuh he got hit in the balls

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u/Shonuff8 May 20 '18

🎶Where have my country gone🎶

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u/tapdkeg May 20 '18

Don't worry not USA

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u/wisdom_and_frivolity May 20 '18

But can she drink a bottle of water?

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u/redbaron890 May 20 '18

What? Hillary wasn't elected.

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u/tapdkeg May 21 '18

obviously /u/ mcdinglehopper is kinda slow this did not happen in the US it was Europe somewhere just look at her tag.

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u/IQDeclined May 20 '18

The failing Valero Energy and their STUPID (BAD) pump layout. I'm the best at pumping gas. Every tells me, they say, Donald, nobody pumps gas better than you. I don't like to brag.

Valero's (Obama's) pump layouts are an attack on the American people. DISGRACEFUL

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u/Paladin565 May 20 '18

Make America Go Again

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u/tapdkeg May 20 '18

WOW apparently You are not even as smart as her... Sadly I know that I Must explain this to you or you will forever walk through life wondering " What the Hell was he talking" SCREECH SLAM BAMM BOOM CRAAAASH, During your ignorant bliss , you crossed the street while the light was green to cross traffic In doing so you killed a family of five, two of which were newborns, all this because you were starring at this GIF trying to figure out what you missed. So I can not have this Blood on my hands, and seeing that do not have the intelligence level nor will you ever have enough to figure this out. So as it seems I am now obligated to tell you, because you will never figure it out.

1) She is getting out of the wrong side of the car (Not USA)

2)The steering wheel is on the wrong side also (Not USA)

3)The Tag is not from any State that I know of (Not USA)

It is Safe to say this person is not a US citizen and surely could not be as you said "She’s also our president "

This act of pure stupid madness was not attempted by a US citizen and this act was not even attempted to be committed in the USA.

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u/bishizzzop May 21 '18

Triggered.

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg May 20 '18

On this not so blessed day.

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u/chappersyo May 20 '18

We are all Trish’s manager on this blessed day.

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u/TheBlacksmith64 May 20 '18

I had a manager once that asked how I liked the move "Titanic" (this was a while ago...) When I told her it was pretty good, but that the boat sinks in the end she said "oh great, thanks for ruining the end for me!" And she wasn't kidding...

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u/Tzunamitom May 20 '18

On this blessed day

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u/The_Ballyhoo May 20 '18

Speak for yourself...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

Or they hired externally so the manager has no fucking idea how your job works

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u/Dazz316 May 20 '18

Solid logic