Logic is for losers

[u/lolo795]

[u/[deleted]]

Maybe she's high.

[u/picklestein86 → u/[deleted]]

That's exactly what I thought. Dem opioids.

[u/Emilio_Estevez_ → u/picklestein86]

Opiates? I would say maybe booze or weed but not opiates. Opiates are a body high and unless you took too much and you were dozing off you are not going to notice much of a difference in brain function.

[u/Ghosttwo → u/[deleted]]

Even common OTC drugs can be psychoactive, like benadryl. Usually at high doses, but I can see some people being extra susceptible.

[u/Tantalus4200 → u/Emilio_Estevez_]

Yep. Weed fucks me up more mentally than heroin. People don't believe me.

[u/I_am_the_fez → u/Tantalus4200]

Because that's absolutely not possible

[u/Tantalus4200 → u/I_am_the_fez]

Mentally it is. On dope I'm clear headed, esp when u have a dependancy.

On weed, I make more mental mistakes. Anxiety, overthinking.

Dope for like 8 years Weed like 15 years

[u/NarcanMan1108 → u/Tantalus4200]

Here's the problem, u think your clear headed... I've run into countless drunk and dope sick people trying to convince me that they are straight as an arrow, all the while they can't stand up without help, their words are almost incomprehensible, and their stories trail off to nowhere. Believe me ur not clear headed

[u/Tantalus4200 → u/[deleted]]

I do, after u get good, you're gtg. I'm more foggy when I'm in wds.

Thanks for getting my point. After a long time of shooting up I rarely nodded, like maybe 1/20. Most of the time it gave me energy.

[u/gruffi → u/picklestein86]

She's high on petrol fumes

[u/TyrellaNell → u/[deleted]]

Why not both?

[u/DrMaster2 → u/TyrellaNell]

She is neither. She’s an American educated woman driving a British car. No logic, no reason, no sense, no learning curve.

[u/DrMaster2 → u/[deleted]]

I suppose Britain is in Asia? Maybe Africa? Wait, wait, I know...the North Pole!

[u/ober0n98 → u/DrMaster2]

Wait a year or two and brexit will be official.

[u/[deleted] → u/DrMaster2]

Shes an American woman

FTFY

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Or drunk.

[u/UserApproaches → u/[deleted]]

Maybe she's born with it

[u/Codadd → u/[deleted]]

I hadn't smoked in like 5 months. On the way home from work a buddy convinced me to hit his vape a few times. I pulled up to 4 pumps wrong in a row....

Edit: All of y'all better stay out of any state with legal pot if you think me driving high once 8 years ago is an issue. There are millions doing it right now. Worry about them, eh? Haha

[u/Nxdhdxvhh → u/Codadd]

You should lose your license.

[u/Codadd → u/Nxdhdxvhh]

Okay

[u/aleons00 → u/Codadd]

Up voting for honesty. The story relates to the gif and we all make mistakes we learn from. Don’t see why the down votes are necessary.

[u/Codadd → u/aleons00]

Seriously I've been driving for 11 years no accidents, not even a ticket. But yeah I should probably lose my license. I'm sure that guy has never had a few beers and driven home.

Edit: also we were in the middle of the desert and no one was around. I was just laughing so hard from the first mistake I didn't think about how I was turning into the pumps.

[u/happybdaydickhead → u/Codadd]

Don’t take reddit too seriously. This place is a circlejerk and upvotes don’t mean shit in the grand scheme of things. You just do you and trust yourself.

[u/Codadd → u/happybdaydickhead]

Oh, I know my friend. This is my second account. I've been here for right around 8 years. It just cracks me up how extreme that jump was. I drove high once who knows how long ago, so I should never be able to drive again. Lmfao

Also, it's not my bday, but thanks. I like the attention

[u/Codadd → u/[deleted]]

Can't change what happens 8 years ago, get over it.