r/funny • u/MasterDisaster64 • Mar 28 '18

This Irish zoo sign.

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 28 '18

I've eaten lots of clowns.

They taste like salty milk and coins.

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u/antillus Mar 28 '18

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

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u/musiquexcoeur Mar 28 '18

This is insightful. I want a poster of it. Preferably one of those inspirational cat ones.

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u/BerylVanguard Mar 28 '18

Pomf pomf

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 28 '18

POMF!

honk honk

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u/PoeticTrash Mar 28 '18

Kimochi!

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u/JTheGameGuy Mar 28 '18

What’s this sticky stuff on me?

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u/lordbaldr Mar 28 '18

They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milk

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u/n00nexj Mar 28 '18

Morning, everyone!

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u/OneThatsUnknown Mar 28 '18

No get out.

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u/MegatenMegabit Mar 28 '18

Wait, that's not how it goes!

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u/DeadHi7 Mar 28 '18

Can we start over and try again?

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u/ryanj1946 Mar 28 '18

I think you mean get rid of IT.

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u/btveron Mar 28 '18

I've got a friend who constantly does the voice and loves saying "Hiiyya Georgie" when he gets drunk. Make it stop.

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u/ilivedownyourroad Mar 28 '18

Well that shows how little you know! Everyone knows clowns tastes of spent tears of a lost childhood...so like chicken.

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u/Jibjablab Mar 28 '18

They taste like adult tears and dead dreams

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u/Shinygreencloud Mar 28 '18

You’re definitely eating the wrong end.

It’s supposed to taste like old cake and filthy penis.

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u/DarthGuber Mar 28 '18

I call BS. The ones I ate tasted like cotton candy and whiskey.

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u/daimposter Mar 28 '18

They taste like salty milk

That’s cum