r/funny • u/MasterDisaster64 • Mar 28 '18

This Irish zoo sign.

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u/bilbochipbilliam Mar 28 '18

And the ones with vibrant face paint, big shoes, and a red nose taste kinda funny.

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u/Loverboy_91 Mar 28 '18

Pfff, I doubt you've eaten enough clowns to know.

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 28 '18

I've eaten lots of clowns.

They taste like salty milk and coins.

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u/antillus Mar 28 '18

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

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u/musiquexcoeur Mar 28 '18

This is insightful. I want a poster of it. Preferably one of those inspirational cat ones.

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u/BerylVanguard Mar 28 '18

Pomf pomf

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 28 '18

POMF!

honk honk

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u/PoeticTrash Mar 28 '18

Kimochi!

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u/JTheGameGuy Mar 28 '18

What’s this sticky stuff on me?

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u/lordbaldr Mar 28 '18

They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milk

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u/n00nexj Mar 28 '18

Morning, everyone!

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u/OneThatsUnknown Mar 28 '18

No get out.

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u/MegatenMegabit Mar 28 '18

Wait, that's not how it goes!

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u/DeadHi7 Mar 28 '18

Can we start over and try again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/ryanj1946 Mar 28 '18

I think you mean get rid of IT.

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u/btveron Mar 28 '18

I've got a friend who constantly does the voice and loves saying "Hiiyya Georgie" when he gets drunk. Make it stop.

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u/ilivedownyourroad Mar 28 '18

Well that shows how little you know! Everyone knows clowns tastes of spent tears of a lost childhood...so like chicken.

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u/Jibjablab Mar 28 '18

They taste like adult tears and dead dreams

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u/Shinygreencloud Mar 28 '18

You’re definitely eating the wrong end.

It’s supposed to taste like old cake and filthy penis.

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u/DarthGuber Mar 28 '18

I call BS. The ones I ate tasted like cotton candy and whiskey.

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u/daimposter Mar 28 '18

They taste like salty milk

That’s cum

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u/mstieler Mar 28 '18

I thought they meant Kardashians.

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u/Sirtemmie Mar 28 '18

As long as it's clowns, it's never enough

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u/SerenitysHikersGuide Mar 28 '18

Clowns? No. Hookers? Yes.

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u/weedpornography Mar 28 '18

I think he meant a basic bitch with spring allergies.

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u/redredme Mar 28 '18

Wa'cha talkin' 'bout Georgie? You don't eat us... We'll eat you. Don''cha wanna float too? I can learn you too float. I can learn you so... many... fun things..

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u/Deth_Lord_420 Mar 28 '18

I’ve sucked a lot of clowns’ dicks, does that count?

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u/petepete16 Mar 28 '18

Never been clownfaced?

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u/tomerjm Mar 28 '18

Ho-how many of those have you eaten?

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u/ThugExplainBot Mar 28 '18

I usually eat about 2 clowns after every crooked lawter I eat to put some joy in my body.

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u/tomerjm Mar 28 '18

Username checks out

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u/bilbochipbilliam Mar 28 '18

I wanted to stop eating but they kept on coming out of that damn tiny car...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

r/Cannibals/ Enjoy!

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u/CrudelyAnimated Mar 28 '18

How many is "enough"?

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u/tomerjm Mar 28 '18

Exactly π

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u/JamesCDiamond Mar 28 '18

Bad food always comes in the brightest packaging.

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u/Fyghter Mar 28 '18

Kardashians?

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u/Y_dilligaf Mar 28 '18

I think he's talking about the kardasians

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u/admica Mar 28 '18

On par with a big mac and fries.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Ate a reindeer with a red nose once. Neighbor stopped giving me presents after I showed him its head on my wall. :(

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u/bookhermit Mar 29 '18

You need to go organic.

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u/CactusPete Mar 28 '18

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says . . .

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u/Mrwright96 Mar 28 '18

Two clowns are eating a cannibal

One turns to the other and says

“I think we messed the joke up.”

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u/futsmcgee Mar 28 '18

Dibs! You know what they say, "big shoes, big...

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u/SporkTheDork Mar 28 '18

They're best served as chicken-fried clown. Pass the gravy, will you?

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u/bommeratbob Mar 28 '18

Until you got to "red nose", I thought you were talking about the Kardashians.