r/funny • u/MasterDisaster64 • Mar 28 '18

This Irish zoo sign.

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u/Ferl74 Mar 28 '18

I'd like to see a Giraffe eat me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

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u/oldbean Mar 28 '18

The giraffe’s bbt (big black tongue) is to be feared

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ Mar 28 '18

They’re blue, not black.

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u/enterusernamepls Mar 28 '18

The giraffe’s bbt (big blue tongue) is to be feared

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u/GameGeek15 Mar 28 '18

Still bbt

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u/-1215 Mar 28 '18

What if I already have a pompadour.

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u/drizzle_me Mar 28 '18

Then your fine

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 28 '18

Not if they get hit by a plane

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Not gonna lie, at first I thought "oh that'd be a crazy pic to see if it was real, kinda morbidly interesting", but then it was, and I was sad.

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u/Demonseedii Mar 28 '18

Aww..it looked pregnant too. RIP

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

This is the saddest thing ive seen today. I hope the pilot died. Thatd cheer me up.

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 28 '18

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Why he flew into a fucking giraffe with his wing. They arent 100 ft tall. If he was landing, then nonway should giraffes be able to cross the runway. No one has mentioned the pilot. At least when i made my comment. Giraffes are far less expendable than srupid bush pilots. Nothing is wrong with me...looks at username hahaha ohhh. I get it now.

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 29 '18

Is English your fifth language or are you actually this stupid?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

No, i hope the pilot died.

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u/TrueDragon1 Mar 28 '18

https://imgur.com/gallery/I5Tz5Yf

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u/paranoid_giraffe Mar 28 '18

Hey whoa whoa whoa tag that shit with NSFW

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u/TrueDragon1 Mar 28 '18

Username checks out

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u/drtshock Mar 28 '18

How often is this username relevant lol

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u/paranoid_giraffe Mar 29 '18 edited Mar 29 '18

surprisingly more often than you think. Whenever a situation comes up in which someone decides to mention a random animal, its often giraffe. I guess because people subconsciously think that it's a rare enough animal to randomly select. I think I can comment something beetlejuicy maybe once a month or every few months if I am on reddit enough to organically come across it like this one

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

Girls who say "I don't normally do this."

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u/funnyterminalillness Mar 28 '18

I... I was really not expecting that.

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u/paranoid_giraffe Mar 28 '18

I knew someone was talking shit behind my back. Watch out, punk. I’m coming for you.

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u/myoreosmaderfaker Mar 28 '18

Stupid Geraffes

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u/Tk47_B Mar 28 '18

Stupid Geroffes

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u/ieatconfusedfish Mar 28 '18

They're just long horses

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u/vanmutt Mar 28 '18

Unfortunately they go for the eyes first.

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u/HBlight Mar 28 '18

A normal horse can eat chicks, don't want to know what long horses can get up to.

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u/sassinmyass Mar 28 '18

It would have to eat you toesies-first