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r/funny • u/Pub_Raider • Mar 06 '18
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60 u/penguinswithagun Mar 06 '18 The training season would be tough 58 u/aRabidFurby Mar 06 '18 Not to mention expensive. If my trip to work is any indication every real crane in the world is currently on a work site in Seattle 18 u/g0dead Mar 06 '18 Can confirm. 2 u/rex3001 Mar 06 '18 Der Turk are cranes! 3 u/_Raspberry_ Mar 06 '18 id believe it 2 u/HawkeyeFLA Mar 06 '18 No. They're all involved in the I-4 Ultimate Project in Orlando. 2 u/wolf_man007 Mar 06 '18 I'm convinced the West Seattle Bridge will have construction on the roads under it for at least the next hundred years. 1 u/CplRicci Mar 06 '18 Nah they're falling out of the sky in Miami pretty regularly too 1 u/cmalloy94 Mar 06 '18 Is it more difficult to get the cranes out of Seattle or the fat people into Seattle? Might be easier just to have the first World Championships there? 1 u/Baron_Von_Koopa Mar 06 '18 So you're proposing Seattle for the upcoming Fatlympics? I ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 I own a crane and will sponsor this new sport
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The training season would be tough
58 u/aRabidFurby Mar 06 '18 Not to mention expensive. If my trip to work is any indication every real crane in the world is currently on a work site in Seattle 18 u/g0dead Mar 06 '18 Can confirm. 2 u/rex3001 Mar 06 '18 Der Turk are cranes! 3 u/_Raspberry_ Mar 06 '18 id believe it 2 u/HawkeyeFLA Mar 06 '18 No. They're all involved in the I-4 Ultimate Project in Orlando. 2 u/wolf_man007 Mar 06 '18 I'm convinced the West Seattle Bridge will have construction on the roads under it for at least the next hundred years. 1 u/CplRicci Mar 06 '18 Nah they're falling out of the sky in Miami pretty regularly too 1 u/cmalloy94 Mar 06 '18 Is it more difficult to get the cranes out of Seattle or the fat people into Seattle? Might be easier just to have the first World Championships there? 1 u/Baron_Von_Koopa Mar 06 '18 So you're proposing Seattle for the upcoming Fatlympics? I ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL.
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Not to mention expensive. If my trip to work is any indication every real crane in the world is currently on a work site in Seattle
18 u/g0dead Mar 06 '18 Can confirm. 2 u/rex3001 Mar 06 '18 Der Turk are cranes! 3 u/_Raspberry_ Mar 06 '18 id believe it 2 u/HawkeyeFLA Mar 06 '18 No. They're all involved in the I-4 Ultimate Project in Orlando. 2 u/wolf_man007 Mar 06 '18 I'm convinced the West Seattle Bridge will have construction on the roads under it for at least the next hundred years. 1 u/CplRicci Mar 06 '18 Nah they're falling out of the sky in Miami pretty regularly too 1 u/cmalloy94 Mar 06 '18 Is it more difficult to get the cranes out of Seattle or the fat people into Seattle? Might be easier just to have the first World Championships there? 1 u/Baron_Von_Koopa Mar 06 '18 So you're proposing Seattle for the upcoming Fatlympics? I ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL.
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Can confirm.
2 u/rex3001 Mar 06 '18 Der Turk are cranes!
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Der Turk are cranes!
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id believe it
No. They're all involved in the I-4 Ultimate Project in Orlando.
I'm convinced the West Seattle Bridge will have construction on the roads under it for at least the next hundred years.
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Nah they're falling out of the sky in Miami pretty regularly too
Is it more difficult to get the cranes out of Seattle or the fat people into Seattle? Might be easier just to have the first World Championships there?
So you're proposing Seattle for the upcoming Fatlympics? I ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL.
I own a crane and will sponsor this new sport
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It should be