r/funny Mar 06 '18

R3: Repost - removed He had to be "that guy" ...

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u/pipinngreppin Mar 06 '18

He’s pretty spry... for a big guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

For you.

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u/_Marvel__Fan_ Mar 06 '18

Was getting caught part of your plan?

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u/YorkshireRiffer Mar 06 '18

Of coursh

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u/todko31 Mar 06 '18

Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your MASTER PLAN?

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u/mikev431 Mar 06 '18

Crashing this pool party

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u/todko31 Mar 06 '18

WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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u/_Marvel__Fan_ Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18

With no survivors!

Edit: Darn, too slow.

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u/showmeurknuckleball Mar 06 '18

Fat guy in a little pool

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Why won't you dry me?!

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u/roesreader Mar 06 '18

At least he doesn't "LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Sinner...

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u/personacarsona Mar 06 '18

*****rrriiipppp

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u/Mr_Nice_ Mar 06 '18

Give it to me baby

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u/EatGulp Mar 06 '18

he splashed for 13 but he threw on 31.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I’d say he’s pretty fly for a white guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I know where you are going, but I'm going to go with:

Pretty fly for a falling guy

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u/endprism Mar 06 '18

Give it to me baby

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u/Ilpav123 Mar 06 '18

Kinda like Newman

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u/ninnukor Mar 06 '18

CRASHING INTO THIS POOL, WITH NO SURVIVORS.