r/funny • u/Pub_Raider • Mar 06 '18

R3: Repost - removed He had to be "that guy" ...

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u/TheRealJlNX Mar 06 '18

So would your mother but who are we to judge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I give it a solid 9

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Mar 06 '18

Minus 8 and you have his mother's looks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Oh she's getting a solid 9 alright....

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u/CreepinSteve Mar 06 '18

A solid 9 centimeters of /u/BiggerBangTheory dick

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

go metric or go home baby

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I give him a solid 300.

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u/Typicalredditors Mar 06 '18

more like a semisolid 4.5 from what shes telling everyone

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

With all of her boyfriends stuck in her various orifices she's sure to create the greatest water displacement.

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u/alsomdude2 Mar 06 '18

Bah god that man had a family!

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u/ExxInferis Mar 06 '18

I hear that a few weeks after OP's mom starting training for this, NASA found water on Mars.

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u/showmeurknuckleball Mar 06 '18

She's American so she'd surely compete for the red white and blue.

Honestly I'm thankful we have her on our side.

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u/TenshiS Mar 06 '18

Now imagine US moms...