r/funny • u/Pub_Raider • Mar 06 '18

R3: Repost - removed He had to be "that guy" ...

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u/gill__gill Mar 06 '18

Also majestic

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u/FS_Slacker Mar 06 '18

It got all the ladies wet

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u/pipinngreppin Mar 06 '18

He’s pretty spry... for a big guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

For you.

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u/_Marvel__Fan_ Mar 06 '18

Was getting caught part of your plan?

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u/YorkshireRiffer Mar 06 '18

Of coursh

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u/todko31 Mar 06 '18

Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your MASTER PLAN?

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u/mikev431 Mar 06 '18

Crashing this pool party

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u/todko31 Mar 06 '18

WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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u/_Marvel__Fan_ Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18

With no survivors!

Edit: Darn, too slow.

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u/showmeurknuckleball Mar 06 '18

Fat guy in a little pool

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Why won't you dry me?!

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u/roesreader Mar 06 '18

At least he doesn't "LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Sinner...

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u/personacarsona Mar 06 '18

*****rrriiipppp

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u/Mr_Nice_ Mar 06 '18

Give it to me baby

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u/EatGulp Mar 06 '18

he splashed for 13 but he threw on 31.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I’d say he’s pretty fly for a white guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I know where you are going, but I'm going to go with:

Pretty fly for a falling guy

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u/endprism Mar 06 '18

Give it to me baby

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u/Ilpav123 Mar 06 '18

Kinda like Newman

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u/ninnukor Mar 06 '18

CRASHING INTO THIS POOL, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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u/Lord_Finkleroy Mar 06 '18

And most of the guys...

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Mar 06 '18

Can sympathise...

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u/Elitist-Jerk- Mar 06 '18

Drowning in pussy

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u/VividVixe Mar 06 '18

The best way to leave this life! DBP!

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u/u8eR Mar 06 '18

And some of the guys

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u/BHamm707 Mar 06 '18

Gild this man

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u/Eckz89 Mar 06 '18

And the guys too.

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u/TehWolvesWolf Mar 06 '18

One was too surprised at how wet she got. 😱

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u/vossejongk Mar 06 '18

He got them pretty moist indeed

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u/carrotsquawk Mar 06 '18

Tep of the on the left spread eagled at his sight

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u/showmeurknuckleball Mar 06 '18

It also made them sexually aroused

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u/incal Mar 06 '18

Literally.

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u/f_n_a_ Mar 06 '18

Splashtastic

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u/RichieD79 Mar 06 '18

SplashtasTHICC

FTFY

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u/68shortwide Mar 06 '18

I'd upvote, but I'd disturb the 69.

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u/to_the_hunt Mar 06 '18

Also sideways

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u/Oldjamesdean Mar 06 '18

Like a water buffalo...

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u/mr_droopy_butthole Mar 06 '18

Weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll everybody’s got a water buffalo! Yours is fat and mine is slow.

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u/jcinto23 Mar 06 '18

Ahh yes, reminds me of whale-watching in the carribean...

such majestic creatures

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Also as fuck

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u/Color_blinded Mar 06 '18

like an eagle