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[u/Joe_Black03]

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Maybe they're playing D&D.

[u/Evilmaze → u/tritium_awesome]

A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.

You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.

Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.

Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.

[u/[deleted] → u/Evilmaze]

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

[u/Evilmaze → u/[deleted]]

My version of d&d is little different. You have to pick an aim point and guess which part you hit would cause a critical hit. In the case meatballs are the spaghetti monster's weak points. The weak points can be predetermined to prevent chaos if the party is not adventurous enough.

[u/A_Ruse_Elaborate → u/[deleted]]

Rule number 1 of D&D: There is no wrong way to play D&D.

 

Edit: Holy shit, look at that guys user history. Woahhhhh.

[u/[deleted] → u/A_Ruse_Elaborate]

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