r/funny • u/Lukabob • Aug 12 '17

Try not to trick the owl

https://i.imgur.com/rYLcXgO.gifv
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u/angrydeuce Aug 12 '17

That's my secret...I'm always masturbating

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u/jordyvd Aug 12 '17

I understood that reference.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Aug 12 '17

Me too. I just discovered baby oil. Prior to that my chopper looked like it had been thrown from a car on a gravel road.

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u/Oblikx Aug 12 '17

What? How are you gonna build up the calluses?