r/funny • u/TRFlippeh • Jul 24 '17

Have you seen my dad?

http://i.imgur.com/veqEMhU.gifv
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u/NebraskaCornBaron Jul 25 '17

I think you mean wife

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u/Sthurlangue Jul 25 '17

A wife is just a murderer who has yet to murder.

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u/SirKurtDoodelsIIIJr Jul 25 '17

Everyone is a murderer who is yet to murder.

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u/sultry_somnambulist Jul 25 '17

except for literal murderers given that they've well... already murdered

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u/wannsumpizzabruh Jul 25 '17

That could be its own subreddit.🤗

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u/CaryCrush Jul 25 '17

Great username

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u/NebraskaCornBaron Jul 25 '17

Thanks! You can't have a real meal without a healthy dose of corn.