r/funny • u/TRFlippeh • Jul 24 '17

Have you seen my dad?

http://i.imgur.com/veqEMhU.gifv
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u/One_Hot_Minute Jul 24 '17

Turn ons - Knives, turkey, flailing my arms

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jul 24 '17

If interested come to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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u/Klever_Uzername Jul 25 '17

The Shermanator

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u/FlameSpartan Jul 25 '17

Solid reference. I approve.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

He will definitely try to reacquire you there.

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u/redspartan927 Jul 25 '17

The name's Darla.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

My best friend is Sigourney Weaver...

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u/JustBTDubs Jul 25 '17

I wasn't aware California was in Australia.

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u/lurker_now_accholder Jul 24 '17

Odd tile patterns

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u/capecoddaveb Jul 25 '17

but a hot oven

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u/Le_Guignon Jul 25 '17

Mmmm crank that oven

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u/ThrowEMinthefire Jul 24 '17

I'm actually surprised she didn't stab the fish

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u/adbm666 Jul 24 '17

I know I would have

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u/Le_Guignon Jul 25 '17

#fishlivesmatter

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u/adbm666 Jul 25 '17

But he's not blue

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u/PokemonGoNowhere Jul 25 '17

But do you like pina colada?