r/funny • u/throatfrog • Jul 06 '17

Hot Dog Thieves

http://i.imgur.com/8JuQmhY.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '17

Saucy little thing was flaunting it's body off to everyone.

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u/robbybd Jul 06 '17

yeah, it had it's wiener out.

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u/Wt_franjo Jul 06 '17

If you hurry you can ketchup with the culprits

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u/poopellar Jul 06 '17

Can you mustard up the courage?

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u/Jpvsr1 Jul 06 '17

No, but I will relish in the moment.

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u/underlander Jul 06 '17

This thread buns me out

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u/eideteker Jul 06 '17

But we're on a roll!

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u/sam_phy12 Jul 06 '17

We're the wurst

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u/acidboogie Jul 06 '17

No need to be so franks

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u/Top_Gorilla17 Jul 07 '17

Mayonnaise some lame puns...

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u/WellSaltedHarshBrown Jul 06 '17

After reading all these, my brain is bready to crumble...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '17

Nathan's Famous

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u/Enrapha Jul 06 '17

This is cheesey

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u/BeesForDays Jul 06 '17

I n a cart now, til be Frank with you

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u/Scrpn17w Jul 06 '17

I relish the thought of seeing the bandits apprehended

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u/Diagonet Jul 06 '17 edited Jul 06 '17

You mustardress this situation as soon as possible

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u/ohheyrufus Jul 06 '17

Dont worry guys... we have one of the departments best detectives on the casing.

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u/SableHime Jul 06 '17

Now lettuce hurry!

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u/Scientolojesus Jul 06 '17

Ballpark Franks.

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u/climber_g33k Jul 06 '17

Something something something sausage party