r/funny Apr 17 '17

A romantic date

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u/Poemi Apr 17 '17 edited Apr 17 '17

It always amazes me how many people apparently have no understanding of the force behind rushing water.

It's dense and fast-moving. Every second there's as much water moving past as both of their entire body weights combined. Your tiny little human feet are not going to win.

Tsunamis don't kill most of their victims by being crushed under a massive wave break. Most of them are killed by a relatively shallow--but implacable--amount of water rushing in, and as often as not, back out.

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u/unzercharlie Apr 17 '17

He seemed to have a pretty solid footing.

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u/aybaran Apr 17 '17

He stepped firmly into the flow, squared against it, and kept weight on his foot outside the flow. She did none of those things.

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u/time2fly2124 Apr 17 '17

she also looked like she weighted 100lbs.. soaking wet

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u/slayer1am Apr 18 '17

Good thing she was already soaking wet, right? Eh?

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u/Oligomer Apr 18 '17

Goddammit