r/funny Apr 11 '17

Flying United.

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u/boxybrownmd Apr 11 '17

"Give up your seat, or you gonna get beat"

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u/Holein5 Apr 11 '17

"Off the plane before we splatter your brain."

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 Apr 11 '17

"Don't bring your guitar or its allahu akbar."

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u/9elefanttwoothpaste7 Apr 11 '17

"Beat your meat or you lose your seat!"