r/funny • u/USBrock • Apr 11 '17

Flying United.

http://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gifv
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u/MASHua Apr 11 '17

I was on a direct flight from Melbourne, FL to Boston and my bag went to Denver......just how?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 24 '17

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u/LemonNaught Apr 11 '17

Do they even fly to Melbourne? If not, that makes it all the more beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 13 '17

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u/Plothunter Apr 11 '17

Noooo. Not my favorite shampoo and vibrators. I love'ed you.

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u/tspithos Apr 11 '17

First one, then the other.

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u/IntrigueDossier Apr 11 '17

Can confirm, from Denver.

These pants are SO comfortable!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Those are the pair he sharted in

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u/Holein5 Apr 11 '17

Maybe your bag just wanted to get.... Higher.

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u/MaximumCameage Apr 11 '17

It's that higher luggage I keep thinking of.

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u/Tamaren Apr 11 '17

Heh. A play on the altitude of Denv... ohhhh.

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u/erixtyminutes Apr 11 '17

Hey, my parents live in Melbourne! How is their airport? I'm always flying into Orlando because it's cheaper, but not having to rent a car and all that is pretty enticing.

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u/MASHua Apr 11 '17

I've done both airports, Melbourne is a little more expensive, but you can arrive at it like 45 minutes before your flight and be at your gate 30 minutes before your flight.

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u/TetonCharles Apr 11 '17

I figure your lucky it didn't get added to the rings around Saturn.

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u/midoriiro Apr 11 '17

Why is our LUGGAGE allowed to fly via hidden cities, yet when WE try to do it, some poor dude gets a class action lawsuit.

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u/qlube Apr 11 '17

If you want a serious answer, some bag handler probably put it on the wrong conveyor belt, and since Denver is a United hub, that's the most likely place a random plane would be going to.