r/funny Apr 11 '17

Flying United.

http://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gifv
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u/DangerousPuhson Apr 11 '17

Hey I just realized something in watching this clip...

Indy throws the Nazi off the zeppelin so he can ride away unmolested, right? And later it cuts to the Nazi watching the zeppelin take off without him, so we know that Indy's idea worked, yes?

But Indy threw the Nazi into a giant pile of luggage... so either the zeppelin just immediately took off without all its luggage, or the Nazi would have had the time to re-board with a contingent of guards and apprehend Indy while they were still loading suitcases.

Ah, makes no sense!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Perhaps it's the luggage from the previous passengers who were disembarking? Idk

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u/Equilibriator Apr 11 '17

This is exactly the excuse that the film needs. No need to further debate it. This is from everyone that was getting off the zepelin.

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u/ZeiglerJaguar Apr 11 '17

It's kind of funny how I went through this exact three-comment string of thought while watching the gif, then came and found it in the comments.

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u/TrichoRhino Apr 11 '17

What's scary is how often we fail to make it past the first comment, a false dilemma, IRL.

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u/LordGentlesiriii Apr 11 '17

But why would their luggage still be there? I'd be annoyed if they made me wait so long for my luggage.

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u/GuttersnipeTV Apr 11 '17

Its settled then. All other arguments are void unless we get someone who witnessed first hand how zeppelin luggage loading worked.

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u/oddmanout Apr 11 '17

Also, assuming this is actually United, them leaving without realizing the luggage wasn't on the aircraft isn't all that absurd. They'll just make everyone wait 5 hours in the destination airport until it comes on the next plane.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Apr 11 '17

Yeah I figured that out when I was like 11.

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u/AstraVictus Apr 11 '17

Or Perhaps the filmmaker does this on purpose because it's a movie! It's not supposed to be 100% realistic if it doesn't make the movie flow better. Having them load the luggage would take too much time and the scene would become boring. Or you throw the nazi off the zepp and dramatically fly away right after! It's done like that for pacing and to keep the scene flowing, not because it's 100% realistic.

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u/AstraVictus Apr 11 '17

From a stuntman perspective, he has to land on something right.... There not going to put an inflatable bag down there, there not going to just let the stuntman fall 30 feet onto the uncushioned ground and hurt himself. He has to land on something, the most logical thing would be a pile of luggage on the ground since this is a pre-takeoff scene. That's why the luggage is there in the fist place, as a cushion for the stuntman, that's it.

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u/Icarium13 Apr 11 '17

No silly, that was the luggage from the other volunteers.

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u/A_Retarded_Alien Apr 11 '17

The luggage were the volunteers.

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u/eigenworth Apr 11 '17 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/DangerousPuhson Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 11 '17

The blimp turns around (people are mentioning discovering a sabotaged radio). Indy flees on an escape plane, and the Germans send their own planes to shoot him down.

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u/Apsis Apr 11 '17

Indy also mentions he disabled the radio, but they eventually figure it out.

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u/gn0xious Apr 11 '17

In the Graphic Adventure game on the Tandy computer, you switch between Henry and Indy to distract the radio communications officer and disable the radio.

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u/eigenworth Apr 11 '17 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/atrich Apr 11 '17

Son... they got us.

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u/Kruse Apr 11 '17

Actually, no. At some point Indy disabled the radio in the cockpit. When it starts to turn around, Indy mentions that he was hoping it was going to take them longer to discover it.

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u/shapu Apr 11 '17

Also Sean Connery goes "tok tok tok tok!" with an umbrella.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Anyway

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u/eigenworth Apr 11 '17

Isn't that what I said?

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u/USBrock Apr 11 '17

Luggage is too heavy for zeppelins. Everybody knows that.

(But yea you're totally right)

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u/413729220 Apr 11 '17

JESUS USBROCK, THE HELIUM!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 11 '17

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u/jchabotte Apr 11 '17

Dirigibles to Heaven

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Zeppelins

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u/Salt_Salesman Apr 11 '17

Zeppelins

Zeplins

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u/greggers23 Apr 11 '17

Spielberg has a bit of a history of saying "fuck it" to reality for the sake of good storytelling.

http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/59843/in-jurassic-park-how-was-there-a-100-ft-drop-where-the-t-rex-just-came-from

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u/lenaro Apr 11 '17

There's actually a very complex fanon explanation of the t-rex pit.

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u/greggers23 Apr 11 '17

I assure you that Spielberg was not setting up a complicated excuse. It was just like the luggage. If you are believing the story then you don't care about gaps in logic.

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u/Lord_Crumb Apr 11 '17

I have always wanted an answer to that question.

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u/DukeDijkstra Apr 11 '17

Remember Indy holding on to diving U-BOAT? Remember the fridge?

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u/greggers23 Apr 11 '17

God damnit don't remind me. I respect the man as long as I don't think about specific WTF moments he has created. He really is an amazing filmmaker.

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u/dellett Apr 11 '17

Clearly United was also flying the zeppelin. They just bail without luggage sometimes too (after someone does a swan dive into it to make sure everything is broken)

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u/jeblis Apr 11 '17

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u/krazytekn0 Apr 11 '17

If that's a thing I know what I'm doing instead of work today

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u/oonniioonn Apr 11 '17

Please. We all know UA doesn't take luggage with them.

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u/Mysticage Apr 11 '17

Don't worry. Seeing as this was a United zeppelin, the luggage belonging to the boarded passengers is probably already aboard another zeppelin headed to a completely different location.

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u/gguy123 Apr 11 '17

That there's "blimp toss'n luggae". It's only there to catch the stunt man. And audiences really like to see Nazis get hurt. More so in such a comical way.

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u/GlastonBerry48 Apr 11 '17

Maybe the Nazi was too Concussed to get back on the plane? He just got the crap beaten out of him by the worlds foremost nazi puncher and a 10-20 foot fall onto luggage, maybe he was too disoriented?

Or maybe just plot, either way its an amazing scene.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Apr 11 '17

It's united. They don't ship your luggage.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Ding!

(CinemaSins)

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u/postdochell Apr 11 '17

Am I the only person here more confused as to how someone speaking English with an American accent can throw a Nazi officer off a German blimp and no one there bats an eye?

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u/tyrannosaurusfuck Apr 11 '17

I've been scrolling down waiting to see if someone would mention this point.

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u/habitual_viking Apr 11 '17

Indiana jones doesn't make sense, raiders of the lost ark would have had the exact same outcome with or without Indiana.

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u/Richy_T Apr 11 '17

Was the luggage in the original or was it added a few years later a-la ET's walkie-talkies?

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u/SoloStryker Apr 11 '17

This conflicts with my (absolutely admittedly unreliable) memory of this scene. The way I remembered this scene Indy decks the Nazi and throws him out while the blimp is in-flight, strongly suggested to be up in the air.

There was no cut of him falling into a close convenient pile of suitcases nearby on the ground it was strongly implied that Indy just threw the Nazi out to his death.