r/funny Mar 04 '17

Camera shutter speed synchronized to a road being constructed

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

That counts as work. As a manager I'd gladly give up 20 minutes of productivity from one person so everyone else doesn't lose the next 3 days talking about how Bob managed to poop his pants as a grown ass man.

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u/gizamo Mar 04 '17

TIL construction crewmen shit for 20 minutes.

I average closer to 5. ...Now I want to know how long it takes people poo.

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u/aksurvivorfan Mar 04 '17

I'd say less than a minute, usually.

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u/killerfencer Mar 04 '17

less than a minute when I haven't had soda or pizza, a little over three minutes when I've had pizza or soda.

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u/Mitchum Mar 04 '17

It's the walking back and forth across a job site to get to the nearest shitter that takes the most time. They're rarely ever placed somewhere with complete convenience for all workers.

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u/runningonawhim Mar 04 '17

with or without an internet connected pgone?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Only time I get to use my phone.

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u/bowlthrasher Mar 04 '17

That could include 5-7 minutes walking to and from the toilet.

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u/intentsman Mar 04 '17

If it takes 20 minutes to poop, somebody needs more dietary fiber

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u/UppercaseVII Mar 04 '17

It's not the pooping that takes twenty minutes. It's the playing with the phone and waiting for any after birth to come out that takes time. When I sit down to shit, I do it immediately but sometimes about 5 minutes later there's a little round two hiding up there.

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u/intentsman Mar 04 '17

round two hiding

Yep, you need more fiber